Ring Tone

My phone rings, I answer the phone. My phone vibrates, my pant pockets are too small and I don't feel the vibration through my bag.

After tiring of my current ring tone, I am looking for a Twisted Nerve ring tone. It'd be perfect. It wouldn't be too annoying for the times I forget to silence my phone in lectures, meetings, church, funerals, etc. And as an added bonus anyone who recognized it would either get a little worried about what would happen next or laugh at me - either of which I'm fine with.

I don't want country, I don't want rap, and I don't want a song that I can hear every five minutes on the radio. It's this or Bach Suite in G major which I also can't find online.

If someone is friends with Bernard Herrman or a descendant of Bach and could help me out I'd owe you a cookie.