Friday, March 24, 2006

condoms were filled up like balloons all around campus

People are trying to stop universities from offering free condoms to students on campus. You know they're still going to get the condoms, right? Students will just have to go buy some themselves. And what does that mean? Less money to buy alcohol to cure a thirst. Which means they'll have to settle for being just a little bit less drunk come night fall keeping their standards for a guy higher. This leads to less sex! And who wants that?!

Oh, that is what you guys were going for.. well then I’ll be done talking to you. Good day.

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